### “So We’re Just Ignoring the Fireworks Store?”
A new video shows one of the suspects buying fuses at a Pennsylvania fireworks store. And surprise, surprise, this comes right before they allegedly decided to toss explosive devices outside the New York City mayor’s place.
CBS News is on the case, but let’s not pretend this is breaking news. It’s like discovering that someone bought a shovel before digging a hole. Shocking, right? But hey, the media loves to spin this as if it’s some grand revelation instead of what it actually is: common sense.
The whole thing raises a few eyebrows. Was anyone wondering where the explosives came from? But here we are, with a correspondent sharing this nugget of information like it’s some sort of investigative triumph. It’s almost as if they think we’re all too naïve to connect the dots ourselves.
So, while we’re treated to this “exclusive” footage, let’s just remember that buying fuses isn’t exactly a sign of good intentions. But don’t worry, the media will keep framing it as a shocking twist in the narrative, as if we can’t see the obvious.
Are we really supposed to be amazed that someone planning to use explosives would, I don’t know, buy the necessary supplies? Sounds like a classic case of stating the obvious.
By Admin | Published: March 11, 2026 at 1:17 am
