**Headline:** “So, We’re Just Going to Ignore That Whole Assault Thing?”
Sen. Markwayne Mullin’s bid to become Homeland Security secretary is still chugging along, despite a spicy back-and-forth with Sen. Rand Paul that went down Wednesday. You know, just your typical Senate drama. Mullin, in a moment of stunning clarity, said he “understood” why Paul got attacked back in 2017, and spoiler alert: he didn’t apologize for it.
But don’t worry, folks! A spokesperson for Paul assured everyone that the vote will still happen on Thursday. Because, of course, who cares about little details like context or decorum in a confirmation hearing?
Paul, as the chair of the Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee, has the power to call the shots on scheduling. So, it looks like we’re barreling ahead, ignoring any awkwardness like it’s just another Tuesday in Washington.
A reminder: when the stakes are high, apparently, it’s all about moving forward, no matter how messy it gets. Isn’t democracy just charming?
By Admin | Published: March 18, 2026 at 1:30 pm
