### Headline: “So, Walmart’s Now a Crime Scene? Great.”
Law enforcement is now pointing fingers at Walmart for possibly being the place where the suspect in Nancy Guthrie’s disappearance bought their mask and clothes. Because, of course, nothing says “I’m up to no good” like a shopping spree at a discount retailer.
In a riveting twist, former FBI Washington field office assistant director Steven Jensen pops up on CBS News to dissect this groundbreaking revelation. Because when you think crime, you think big-box store. Forget the usual suspects; we’re going to blame the nearest store with a rollback on prices.
So, what’s next? Are we going to start seeing “Caution: Low Prices – High Crime Risk” signs outside these places? It’s almost like they’re trying to imply that shopping at Walmart makes you a criminal. Just what we needed—another reason to feel guilty about picking up a pack of socks.
In the end, you have to wonder: is this the best they can do? Maybe instead of chasing down leads, they should focus on rethinking how they connect the dots. Or is it just easier to play the blame game with retail stores?
By Admin | Published: February 17, 2026 at 4:43 am
