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### Headline: “So, Walmart’s Now a Crime Scene? Great.” Law enforcement is now pointing fingers at Walmart for possibly being the place where the suspect in Nancy Guthrie’s disappearance bought their mask and clothes. Because, of course, nothing says “I’m up to no good” like a shopping spree at a discount retailer. In a riveting twist, former FBI Washington field office assistant director Steven Jensen pops up on CBS News to dissect this groundbreaking revelation. Because when you think crime, you think big-box store. Forget the usual suspects; we’re going to blame the nearest store with a rollback on prices.…
### Politicians Play Dress-Up at Munich Conference—What’s the Point? So, a bunch of 2028 presidential contenders trotted over to the Munich Security Conference. Great. Because nothing says “serious leader” like mingling with a bunch of other politicians while pretending to care about global security. Fin Gómez reports that both Republican and Democratic hopefuls were there, strutting their stuff on an international stage. Because, you know, nothing screams “I’m ready for the highest office in the land” like a fancy conference filled with people who are probably just as clueless as they are. But let’s break it down: the media loves…
**Headline: “Celebrities Are Dying, and We’re Left Scrambling for Answers”** So, James Van Der Beek has passed away, and Catherine O’Hara’s struggle with colorectal cancer is now public knowledge. Apparently, this is the moment Americans are supposed to wake up and learn about this “dangerous disease.” Dr. Céline Gounder, who apparently has all the answers, steps in to fill the void. But let’s be real: when a tragedy strikes, the usual suspects in media trot out the same old talking points, hoping to educate us on a disease that’s been around for ages. How thoughtful. Instead of genuine insights, we…
### Trump Calls Out AOC’s Munich Performance — And He’s Not Wrong So, President Trump decided to weigh in on Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s recent performance at the Munich Security Conference. He didn’t hold back, stating, “I watched AOC answering questions in Munich. This was not a good look for the United States.” Wow, what a shocker! A politician critiquing another politician. Groundbreaking stuff. Let’s break it down. AOC, in front of an international audience, fumbled through a few foreign policy questions. Instead of highlighting her points or even attempting to defend her stance, the media seems more interested in spinning…
### “Trump Tells It Like It Is: Cuba’s in a Jam, Thanks to Us” So, President Trump decided to weigh in on Cuba’s current crisis. He painted a pretty bleak picture of the island nation, calling it a “failed nation” that can’t even manage to get jet fuel for its planes. Sounds dire, right? But let’s not ignore the elephant in the room: the U.S. oil blockade. What’s that? You didn’t realize the U.S. was actively making things worse for Cuba? It’s almost like there’s a pattern of blaming the victim while ignoring the hand that’s squeezing the life out…
### Blame Trump for Everything, Even Poop Maryland’s Governor Wes Moore just blamed President Trump for the massive Potomac waste spill—because apparently, that’s the go-to move these days. This isn’t just any spill; it’s shaping up to be the biggest in U.S. history. But instead of focusing on the local and state management that should have been on top of this, Moore’s taking the easy route: point the finger at Trump. He claims the President “has his facts wrong—again,” while conveniently ignoring that the federal government has been in charge of the Potomac Interceptor since the last century. So, let’s…
### “Bill Maher Claims Trump’s Texting Is Like Yelling. How Charming!” So, apparently, Bill Maher thinks President Trump is “yelling” at him through text messages. How delightful! The guy who built a career on roasting everyone suddenly feels victimized by a few bold words on his phone. In a recent interview, a CNN host asked Maher if he ever hears from Trump after their on-air clashes. Spoiler alert: he does. Maher seems almost shocked that a former president would text him post-show. Newsflash: it’s called engagement, Bill. Instead of celebrating the back-and-forth, Maher seems to be playing the martyr. You…
**Trump Calls Out Newsom’s Climate Deal—And He’s Not Wrong** So, President Trump decided to take a swing at California Governor Gavin Newsom for teaming up with the UK on some climate change mumbo jumbo. Trump, never one to pull punches, quipped about the UK’s own problems, saying, “The U.K.’s got enough trouble without getting involved with Gavin Newscum.” Clever nickname, right? Then he didn’t hold back on how he feels about Newsom: “Gavin is a loser. Everything he’s touched turns to garbage.” Ouch. It’s almost like he’s auditioning for a roast. But let’s be real—California’s track record on governance isn’t…
**Headline:** Trump Points Fingers, But Who’s Really to Blame Here? So, President Trump is tossing blame around like it’s confetti, and this time it’s directed at local and state officials in Washington, D.C., and Maryland for a wastewater spill in the Potomac River. Apparently, a section of the sewer line took a dive last month, and now we’re knee-deep in sewage—literally. In classic Trump style, he hopped on Truth Social to share the blame and direct federal authorities to swoop in and help with the cleanup. Because, you know, it’s always someone else’s fault when things go south. But let’s…
### Maryland Governor Sidesteps Trump’s Racism Question—Shocking, Right? So, Maryland’s Governor Wes Moore was asked if he thinks Trump is a racist. His response? A noncommittal shrug and a “that’s a question for President Trump.” Well, isn’t that a bold stance? This comes right after a video surfaced on Trump’s Truth Social that shows the Obamas as apes. You’d think that would provoke a strong reaction, considering the bipartisan outrage it stirred up. But nope, Governor Moore decided to take the safe route and pass the buck back to Trump. Classic political move: avoid the hot potato and let someone…