### Republicans Win Again at Charity Baseball Game—Because of Course They Did
So, the Republicans pulled off another win at the Congressional Baseball Game for Charity, stretching their streak to six years. Shocking, I know. It’s almost like they’ve figured out how to play baseball—or maybe the Democrats just forgot they were supposed to show up.
Rep. Greg Steube from Florida pitched a complete game, racking up five strikeouts and tossing nearly 100 pitches. It’s impressive, sure, but let’s be real: this is a charity game, not the World Series. The stakes are about as high as a summer picnic.
And while everyone is cheering for a good cause, it’s hard to ignore the fact that these lawmakers are just playing dress-up in their uniforms, pretending to be athletes. Meanwhile, the real issues they’re supposed to be tackling are left gathering dust.
In the end, it’s a feel-good event that distracts from the serious business they’re not getting done. But hey, at least they’re winning at baseball. Isn’t that what really matters?
By Admin | Published: June 11, 2026 at 1:17 am
